i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
do you realize how many people would be dragons
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
When keepers at the Chengu City Zoo in China noticed their turtle wasn’t feeling well, they x-rayed her and discovered that 14 eggs had been caught in her birth canal. An emergency c-section was performed and the eggs were immediately buried into the sand until they hatched. They used a saw to open up her shell, and closed it up with epoxy resin!
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i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
I hate when people don’t speak English
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree